Crap Taxidermy

Crap Taxidermy - Paxton Gate
Crap Taxidermy - Paxton Gate
Crap Taxidermy - Paxton Gate
Crap Taxidermy - Paxton Gate
Crap Taxidermy - Paxton Gate
Crap Taxidermy - Paxton Gate
Crap Taxidermy - Paxton Gate
Crap Taxidermy - Paxton Gate

Crap Taxidermy

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A humorous look at what happens when taxidermy goes terribly wrong.

A relaxed toad enjoying a smoke and a brew. A cat with eerily flexible front legs. A smiling lion with receding gums. Whether you choose to laugh or cringe at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, you won’t be able to tear your eyes away from the curiosities inside. This volume brings together the very best of the worst (along with a DIY “Stuff Your Own Mouse” lesson by an Insect Preparator from the American Museum of Natural History), showcasing the most perverse yet imaginative anatomical reconstructions of the animal kingdom you’ll ever see.

All orders ship same or next business day with exception to oversized items. Those items will be identified in the description (Items such as large taxidermy, skulls or exceedingly heavy minerals).

If the subtotal of your order is over $98 the shipping is free (the discount is applied automatically to the cart at checkout)

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